[Awesome] Sarcastic And Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

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Savage Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

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Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!

We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!

Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!

We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!

It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!

I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.

I hate surprises, so I hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday!

You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and this lies on your birthday today!

I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday!

Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!

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I don’t feel like wishing you a happy birthday. Because, like everyone else, I don’t like reminding you that you are growing old. Happy birthday and stay young!

When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.

OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations on turning one-year OLDer.

Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.

Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.

Friendship is all about given and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.

Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.

It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.

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Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.

The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday. – Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

My condolences to you for aging. Happy birthday.

The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust? Happy birthday.

Mean Happy Birthday Wishes

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Did you just turn a year older? I feel your pain, I do. But don’t worry because we are all in this boat called life together. Happy birthday.

I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first. Happy birthday.

I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it. Happy birthday.

Don’t you think you should make your birthday celebration more mature this year? I agree. Instead of offering orange juice and cake, I think you should graduate to champagne, exotic wine, and caviar. Have a great birthday!

What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. Have fun doing it! Happy birthday!

Keep some hangover pills ready—we’re going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday!

I look forward to your birthday every year because I can party in the best places in town. Hey, at least I’m honest. Happy birthday!

Facebook told me it was your birthday, so I’m writing on your wall. Happy birthday!

Be a cool cat and tell us where you’re going to throw us a party on your birthday. You know you can’t hide from us. Happy birthday!

It doesn’t matter to me that you’re ugly and stupid. You’ll always be my friend. Happy birthday!

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Hey, it is your birthday so I am expecting some outstanding protocol from your side. I am looking forward to a feast with a lot of gifts because it is your remarkable day. As I am your darling buddy so on the occasion of your birthday, treat me like a queen and don’t expect this ritual to be followed on my birthday. Thanks in advance honey! – Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

O wow! You are going to celebrate your aging. Hats off to you. Nevertheless, I am ready for the festivity. Happy birthday, love.

You are a beautiful, intelligent and amazing personality. May God help you to digest all these lies. Cheers, and enjoy your day.

Every year I anxiously wait for your birthday not to give you incredible surprises but to eat the yummiest cake ever. Hugs and kisses.

Another year has passed but you have not matured a bit. You are still as stupid and silly as before. Well! Happy birthday, sweetie.

For your birthday today, I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.

Cheers to you on this very special day. What day is it? It’s the day you shot through your mother’s uterus! Happy birthday.

Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.

What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.

Make her Smile on Her Special Day: Funny Birthday Wishes for your Wife

Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “A newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!

We know it’s your birthday today, and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So here we are. Happy birthday Quotes for friends.

I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!

I don’t feel like wishing you a happy birthday. Because like everyone else, I don’t like reminding you that you are growing old. Happy birthday and stay young!

Witty Birthday wishes For Friend

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Don’t you think you should make your birthday celebration more mature this year? I agree. Instead of offering orange juice and cake, I think you should graduate to champagne, exotic wine, and caviar. Have a great birthday!

I look forward to your birthday every year because I can party in the best places in town. Hey, at least I’m honest. Happy birthday.

Be a cool cat and tell us where you’re going to throw us a party on your birthday. You know you can’t hide from us. Happy birthday.

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Do you know how you can set yourself apart from the millions of others in this world who share your birthday today? Just throw us a great party! Wishing you a very happy birthday.

If you want that we don’t ask you your real age today, just keep the chocolate and champagne coming for the rest of the week, and we’ll keep mum. Happy birthday.

Do you expect us to bring your candles and birthday cake? We’re going to be exhausted because there are going to be so many candles to light. Happy birthday, old buddy.

What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday, and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. Have fun doing it! Happy birthday.

Keep some hangover pills ready. We’re going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday.

Keep celebrating and smiling as long as your body allows you to do it. After a few years, we’ll probably be saying happy birthday to each other from our rocking chairs. Happy birthday, buddy. Have a great one.

Thank God birthdays come only once a year. Otherwise, I’d be broke just giving you one gift after the other. Happy birthday.

It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old. Haha! So you might as well enjoy it while getting there.

Have you grown wiser this year or are you acting up because it’s your birthday today? Happy birthday!

You are amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because it’s your birthday today.

I wish I could give you birthday bumps but you’re growing too heavy with every passing year. So maybe not. But on that note – Happy birthday!

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Do you remember the last time I told you that you were an amazing person? Of course, you don’t, because you’re growing old, and your memory is failing you. On that note, have a great birthday today.

We know you’re growing old, but you can always be young on the inside. Happy birthday, champ.

We know that you’re becoming dull and forgetful with age but don’t forget to give us some birthday cake. Happy birthday.

Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you. So give it a rest, will you?

Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.

Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.

You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!

On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.

Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!

Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.

Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes For Best Female Friend

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Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!

Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.

Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday!

Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.

Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.

Oh great, I hear it’s your birthday. Does that mean today you get to use that as your excuse to get wasted? Ok, ok… I’m in… but only because it’s your birthday. #favors

Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!

May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!

Wishing you all the Facebook messages from your crushes that your heart can handle. Happy birthday to the stalker of the century!

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Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.

If there was a list of words to describe you on your birthday this would be it: bad, naughty, less than perfect, helpless, wasted, immature, badass, embarrassingly hilarious… well, you get the point, right? Anyway, happy birthday. I hope that after today I can still put up with you for another year. – Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.

Before I found Pinterest, you were the most creative, interesting, and coolest person I knew. Well, nice job for trying and happy birthday.

Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullshit. I mean, you’re getting old. Happy birthday anyway.

Dear bud, you’re now getting so old that next year we’re going to have to bring the strippers to your nursing home.

Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!

My best wishes, best friend. Please don’t blow on the cake too hard, because some of us plan to eat it.

You, my best friend, totally forgot about my birthday last year, but I wanted to use the occasion of yours to still give you this gift and prove once and for all I’m the better man.

Dear bud, if you’re not married by this time next year, my gift to you is going to be a mail-order bride from Russia.

Buddy, my gift to you this year is a lifetime supply of batteries for your s*x doll.

I wish you long life but not necessarily wealth, because if you were rich today, you’d probably be dead by tomorrow.

Even if our relationship completely dissolves this coming year, I wanted to take this time to still show appreciation for the cool times we shared. Best of luck, best friend.

You’re a jacka*s of all trades as well as the master of none, but I still love you even though you’re an underachiever. Many happy returns, dear friend.

Meaningful Birthday Message For Best Friend

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The reason you’re my best friend is that I’m able to perceive your hidden qualities, and as you age I hope they come out for the entire world to see.

The fact that I went out and bought you such I nice gift even though you owe me money should let you know how I feel about you. Happy bday, dear friend.

Many happy returns! My wish for you is a long life, completely free of STDs.

May life grant you as many lovers as it grants you years, dear bestie.

Tell me again how old you are? Wasn’t your childhood pet like… a dinosaur? Haha… happy birthday you ancient old, awesome human.

I don’t want to wish you a happy birthday as your family and friends. I don’t like to remind you that you are getting old. LOL. Happy birthday and stay babyish!

I wonder why you are so happy today. Because it is your birthday. Let me remind you that is our party time and we are going to empty your wallet soon. So no need to take a chill pill.

It doesn’t bother me if you are horrible and idiot. I love you and will never leave you till last breath. Happy Birthday!!!

I want to present you with a stunning gift today. I will be very thankful to you if you buy one for yourself on my behalf but with your money. Happy birthday buddy.

A branded outfit, a trendy jacket or a pair of designer shoes—I am puzzled, what I could present to you for your birthday. Don’t get too thrilled, though. All these items are out of my budget. Here’s a card alternatively. Happy birthday.

I am so happy for you today that you were the powerful sperm. Hugs to you for your victory among your fellow beings.

Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Are you looking forward to candles and a birthday cake from me? Please do not wait as I don’t want to get drained because of the number of candles I will have to light. Happy birthday, old angel.

Not enough! Alright, then we have some more insulting birthday wishes for a best friend. Let’s have another episode of laughter.

There is a long list of words that precisely reflect your personality. You are exclusively naughty, uncontrollable, wild, attention seeker, blunt and what not. Your cutest qualities urge me to be your friend for the whole life ahead. Love you so hard darling.

This year, I am going to post loads of birthday wishes on your Facebook timeline to make you a renowned personality of the year. Please don’t embarrass by expressing bundles of thanks. It is my assignment of the day. Hugs to you.

Do you know how you can set yourself apart from the millions of others in this world who share your birthday today? Just throw us a great party! Wishing you a very happy birthday.

I wanted to bake you a birthday cake, but I was honestly worried I’d get frosting in my hair. So, I didn’t. Happy birthday anyway!

I’m stoked you have a karaoke machine for your birthday! As long as you promise not to use it, you can count on me to show up at your party. Happy birthday!

If you don’t want us to ask you what your real age is today, just keep the chocolate and champagne coming for the rest of the week and we’ll keep mum. Happy birthday!

It would be so much easier to get you the perfect birthday gift if you’d just buy one yourself. Happy birthday!

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

An amazing watch, a sexy outfit, a souvenir cap, or the latest PS2 game—I was wondering what I could buy you for your birthday. Don’t get too excited, though. None of that was in my budget. Here’s a card instead. Happy birthday!

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